Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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