Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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