He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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