Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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