Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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