im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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