Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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