I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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