D3 body, D1 cock
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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