I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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