I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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