New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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