it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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