New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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