Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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