That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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