at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
wakey wakey hands off snakey
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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