My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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