Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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