anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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