I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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