i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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