Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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