my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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