i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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