just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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