everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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