I forgot how hot balto sounded
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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