we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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