D3 body, D1 cock
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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