I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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