I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
