dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
please come you make the beer taste better
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This is my gift to your gina
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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