I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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