She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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