we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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