we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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