dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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