I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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