when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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