Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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