Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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