There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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