We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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