Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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