Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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