remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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