"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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