you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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