i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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