i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize