Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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