Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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