I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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