How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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